July 2012
86 posts
Being friends with your ex.
To me, if an ex is able to stay friends with you after a breakup, it tells you that when you guys were together, they actually liked you for you, and that being with you was just a way to get to know you better. They’re a keeper if they can look past the awkwardness of the fact you guys had a thing, and be friends just like before.
June 2012
75 posts
collegehumor:
Mario and Luigi Watch the Euro Cup
It’s-a them, football supporters.
Mario Balotelli: “When I score, I don’t celebrate...
Oh but it would make the mailman’s job so much better
Emily: You're going to homecoming? I didn't think that was your scene.
Toby: I have a scene? I didn't think listening to the Smiths alone in your room was a scene.
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Reblog this and go on your page
Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS.
perks-of-being-an-ish:
finally someone says it
England Lost
Let me cry please
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If I can talk to you and not be judged, reblog...
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Eurocup 2012
Has took away aaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllll the fucks I give for Miami winning the championships
All of it
Gone
My fucks are for this Weekend for Spain vs France and England vs Italy
Dear Facebook
Stop recommending my ex to add on my friends list
Yours truly
The bloke who was cheated on
96eternalflames:
Drop a striker who scored in his last game and impressed in his last two for a striker who hasn’t scored at an international tournament for six years, and won’t have match fitness. Okay then, England.
Well he just scored sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
society: Everyone's beautiful.
society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
society: You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
society: You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
society: You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
society: You had sex?! Slut!
society: You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
society: You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
society: You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
society: You believe in gay rights? Homo!
society: You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!
society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!
society: You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
society: You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
-someone kills themself-
society: Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!
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I hate falling in love
I hate falling in love
I hate falling in love
I hate falling in love
I hate falling in love
I hate falling in love
I hate falling in love
I couldn’t give a shit who wins it. I’m going on holiday.
– Zlatan when asked who will win Euro 2012 (via abia4life)
OH IBRA XD
Sweden has just been eliminated from UEFA Euro...
So, why are the funniest people the most...
“Humor is a common defense mechanism. Some funny people like to make themselves and others laugh because it keeps them from crying. It distracts people from the real issues and pokes fun at things to minimize the impact. Albeit temporarily.”
Ok that's out of my system
Go England for Eurocup